The Church of Xygog

XII.

2008-05-08T07:18:00.000-07:00

4: AURIGA

XI.

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3: THE LYRE

X.

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2: ANDROMEDA

IX.

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1: PERSEUS

VIII.

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2008-04-24T09:29:00.000-07:00

VII.

2008-04-23T16:59:00.000-07:00

QUESTIONS ASKED
ABOUT
ÜR
AND
CHURCH OF XYGOG:
(submitted by "jihadcomplex")

"So what's the Church of Xygog's stance on morality and ethics-
'good' and 'evil'?"

ÜR provides all his BEST FRIENDS with that answer. Much like Wisdom and Imagination are both necessary parts of the SPHERE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, "good" and "evil" are both required elements of existence, as was ÜN required for ÜR to come into being. However, when your are ENLIGHTENED, when you accept ÜR as your BEST FRIEND, you are able to discern "good" from "evil" on your own, free from the constraints of a self-righteous, hard-edged written dogma.

"Following that logic... hypothetically, would two ENLIGHTENED best friends of ÜR discern 'good' and 'evil' identically? Why or why not?"

No, it is not expected that they would. But as mentioned before, "good" and "evil" are mere mortal words and values. ÜR, as a being of infinite Wisdom, has a MASTER PLAN for PERFECTION that is above and beyond mortal reconning; thus, while two BEST FRIENDS of ÜR may discern those to values, so long as they are ENLIGHTENED, they both act as part of ÜR'S MASTER PLAN.

VI.

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GOOD NEWS.

ÜR LOVES YOU.

V.

2008-04-21T18:21:00.000-07:00

Do you wish to be BEST FRIENDS with ÜR? Do you wish to show your acceptance of ENLIGHTENMENT, prove your Wisdom and Imagination, to your Fellow Human?

Take a 640 x 480 webcam-quality photo of yourself holding up a sign that says "I AM BEST FRIENDS WITH ÜR". Submit this photo to FIRST BEST FRIEND EVERETT STARRCHILD. However, for the safety of your identity, it will be censored, such as these:

Show your ENLIGHTENMENT...

IV.

2008-04-21T09:30:00.000-07:00

THE

TWO HALVES
OF THE
SPHERE
OF
ENLIGHTENMENTThe SPHERE of ENLIGHTENMENT is the Embodiment of all that ÜR IS, WAS, and EVER SHALL BE. The TWO HALVES consist of Wisdom and Imagination. To be ENLIGHTENED, to accept ÜR as your BEST FRIEND, you must possess both of the TWO HALVES. Without either- or neither- Wisdom or Imagination, you can not be ENIGHTENED; you cannot be ÜR'S BEST FRIEND.

III.

2008-04-20T10:37:00.000-07:00

ÜR DESCENDED UPON THIS COSMOS from a much distant one. His realm was that of PÜRE ENLIGHTENMENT, inhabited by Wise beings with unlimited Imagination, the Wisest of which was ÜR. PÜRE ENLIGHTENMENT was far from perfect, however. When ÜR began EXISTANCE, His antithesis, ÜN, came into being as all the NEGATIVE Wisdom in PÜRE ENLIGHTENMENT. Over time, the NEGATIVE overtook the POSITIVE, and ÜR was forced to make a difficult decision: to save the MULTICOSMOS, He had to destroy His own Cosmos, ÜN included. In the wake of this tragedy, He, in His Infinite Wisdom, chose our Cosmos to move beyond PÜRE ENLIGHTENMENT and become PERFECTION. In our dreams and meditations He appears, His form not tangible in our waking plane. Only He can truly Enlighten you.

ÜR is not your father, nor you master; by the same token, you are not His child nor His slave. ÜR wishes to be your Friend, and so long as you accept ÜR as your Best Friend, ÜR is pleased, and you are Enlightened.

Through Enlightenment, He can create
PERFECTION...

II.

2008-04-18T21:00:00.000-07:00

XYGOGIAN doctrine is not based in some book of do's and do not's, nor does it lie in flimsy and contradictory parables. The VOICE of ÜR is rooted in the oral tradition, one person passing on the stories to another. In this way, ÜR speaks personally through our mouths, hearts, and minds.

I.

2008-04-16T19:22:00.000-07:00

Spake ÜR to the masses:

"XYGOG!"

and they were freed.